"Children, walk, don't run to the nearest exit in an orderly fashion!"
I love the sensationalistic reporting in the "news article" above. If real newspapers were this luridly descriptive they would be a lot more interesting! "Two people were killed last night in a one-car auto accident on Highway 95. The driver was mangled beyond recognition by the impact with the concrete bridge support, his skull destroyed and bloody brain matter splattered all over the hood of the vehicle. The passenger was folded up like an overnight suitcase, internal organs oozing from several bodily orifices. The tragedy was so sickening that one of the first policemen on the scene vomited for five minutes."
Next: Washington Gets It!
All "Dinosaurs Attack!" images and logos (TM) & Copyright (c) of The Topps Co., Inc.