You see, I could never go see the movies they advertised, both because I was underage (13 years old), but also because my parents would never let me. The newspaper ads were often the only thing I could collect in association with the films I could never go see. So, I could only longingly feast my eyes on the promotional artwork, and imagine how awesome the movie must be. Little did I know then, that what I imagined was so much better than the actual movie. As I know now, the artwork was much better than the film, and misleading as to what you would see.
But you have to hand it to the promoters here: they did a great job of packaging and promoting the films to maximum effect. The titles, picked to capitalise on Romero's zombie movie, though there were no zombies; the artwork, depicting an imaginary character that never made an appearance; and the idea of "three-movies-for-the-price-of-one" which made it a real bargain. Similar to a cheap smorgasboard of crummy food, you might complain that it didn't taste that good, but you had to admit you sure got a lot for your money.
Having such an impact on my impressionable mind, the image stood as the pinnacle in scary movie artwork, and was never surpassed. (Inspired, I drew my own copy of it, being somewhat talented in drawing things I could look at. Using felt-tip markers, I colored in my version, supplying the blood and gore that the paper ad didn't have.) So when, about ten years later as a young man I happened upon the entire press kit for the movies in a south Florida collector's shop, I snatched it up like a starving zombie gnoshing upon a handfull of fresh entrails. This was a true find! And seeing the entire ad campaign made me appreciate even more what went into promoting this event.
Included with the kit was a sample "Madman 1 Sheet," that the theater owner could order to hand out to patrons (see below). On the front here was a photograph of a raving lunatic in a straitjacket, presumably a viewer who was driven insane by seeing the movies. The copy on the other side read, in part: "This is John Austin Frazier. It has been reported that he now resides at a Mental Hospital, the result of attending a showing of "Orgy of the Living Dead!" Because of this tragic event, we, the producers, have secured an insurance policy, insuring the sanity of each and every patron. If you lose your mind as a result of viewing this explosion of terror, you will receive free psychiatric care, or be placed, at our expense, in an asylum for the rest of your life! We urge you to take advantage of this protection! The insurance is free - anyone entering the theater without it does so at his own risk. Remember: WE WARNED YOU!!!
The copy about the handout reads "This hair-raising 'Madman' special one sheet, taken directly from ORGY's key art, is a guaranteed attention-getter! The Madman's distorted face screams out in anguished horror while the text of the poster contains a WARNING note for those about to enter the theater! A guaranteed crowd-raiser that will draw a quick line at the box office!" I'm sure it did.
Back of the handout:
There is also copy in the kit about the trailers, TV spots and radio ads that the owner could order to help promote the event. Of particular interest is the language used to describe certain ones of the radio ads: "Two of the spots have been specially prepared for Black audiences, and all convey the spirit of the show-biz excitement that will draw the crowds to your box-office!" One supposes they sprinkled in some jive-talk in those.
I remember this ad from my childhood as well. I wanted to see this, and envied the family's housekeeper who went to a showing (she used to watch horror movies with me whenever she babysat us, and sometimes my folks would let her take us to see genre films but not this one b/c it was a midnight show in a bad neighborhood). If you are interested, the trailer can be seen on you-tube. As for the films themselves, I think you are being a bit harsh. "Kill Baby, Kill!" is a classic, one of Bava's best. "Malenka" (aka "Fangs of the Living Dead") is a fun little late-60s vampire film with Anita Ekberg (decent eye-candy). And the "Murder Clinic" is worth at least one watching. Granted these were all edited versions with new titles, but in '72 (i.e., pre-VCR), this was about the only way to see these three Italian horror films.
ReplyDeleteFrederick - I came across your blog yesterday while searching out images for Elsa Lanchester (you have some fabulous ones in your entry about an Elsa Lanchester interview).
ReplyDeleteThe monster kids I know may already be aware of your wonderful blog, but for me it was a neat little find - thank you! I enjoyed it so much that I created a thread in the Mondo Cult Magazine Forum, where I'm the webmaster, just to share it!
Actually this triple feature DOES include zombies of the walking dead variety. Revenge of the Living Dead is a re-titling of Alan Ormsby's (yes, the artwork guy)Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things which has plenty of zombies in it. For some odd reason, very little of the press material contains any scenes of this film even though it is the most relevant to the add campaign. If you review the set of 8 lobby cards, none of them has a picture from Children on it, zombies or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteThe Revenge of the Living Dead here is NOT Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things but rather a retitling of Elio Scardamaglia's La lama nel corpo, which was later titled The Murder Clinic for TV showings in the States.
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